Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
don't judge my taste in strippers
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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