I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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