The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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