so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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