He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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