nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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