New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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