Where did you get a picture of my penis
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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