Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
A bitchslap is in order.
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