Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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