OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Randomize
