THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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