K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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