I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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