he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I can't turn off my feet"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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