when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
