I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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