Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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