i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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