So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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