how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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