Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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