Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
