just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
