You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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