Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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