I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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