I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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