You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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