I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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