I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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