if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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