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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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