i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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