I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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