White coat. Heels.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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