I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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