The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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