So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm both gender and math confused
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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