so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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