Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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