I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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