I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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