she was so not down for the gang bang
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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