Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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