Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize