grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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