i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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