i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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