Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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