what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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