Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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