Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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