Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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