You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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